"DeLuise DeLights and Disasters" by RJ DeLuise

06/15/10

After nearly 2 months of silence, the "Noise from New York" is speaking to you loudly and clearly about this summer's biggest barbecue, BREAKING POINT, coming to you and yours LIVE this Friday night at the PAV in Lowell, MA. RJ DeLuise Dream-Works, Inc. proudly presents this 18th edition of "DeLuise DeLights and Disasters".

Three men, two titles, and one shot at immortality as "The Kingpin of Chaos", Brian Milonas, puts his Heavyweight Championship on the line against the "American Sasuke", Mikaze, and the reigning New England Champion, Julian Starr in a three-way, Winner-Takes-All match. This unprecedented event will give these men the chance to win not one, but two, coveted singles titles in Chaotic Wrestling. One of the aforementioned athletes will leave BREAKING POINT with both the New England and Heavyweight Titles and will have to be considered one of the most dangerous men in all of independent wrestling. Can the Kingpin hold off two tenacious talents? Yes, says this unbiased writer, because Milonas is the most experienced competitor in this match AND he has the most to lose. Additionally, with the luscious Cherry Payne at Milonas' side, there is little chance for the upstart Starr and the "New England Ninja" Mikaze to defeat Chaotic's Kingpin at BREAKING POINT. This prognosticator predicts Double DeLuise Disaster for Mikaze and Starr.

The "Manager of Champions", Sean Gorman is so close to living up to his name this Friday when "Le République" (Fala and Kongo) get the chance of a lifetime against arguably the most dominant tag team in Chaotic Wrestling history, Bryan and Matt, the Logan Brothers, for the Logan's Tag Team Titles. Sean Gorman had to trek to the ends of the Earth to find a team that could DeLuise Dismantle the Logans; however, he came back through customs with two beefy behemoths bent on beating the Brothers (Logan). It is easy to see that the Logans are worried about this team because the last time these teams were face to face, Bryan came to save his brother Matt with a Louisville slugger leading the low-lives in Lowell to repeatedly chant, "batter up". Most men would run from a bat-wielding Bry-guy, but these backwoods beasts stood their ground and only the Empire's elite could convince them to leave the ring. DeLuise DeLight could be in store when the Jungle Juggernauts look to end the Logan Legacy this Friday night at BREAKING POINT.

The Tournament of Champions begun by Brian Milonas will reach its climax at BREAKING POINT. Four men will face off in two semi-final match-ups with the respective winners fighting one-on-one for the DeLuise Distinction of being named the number one contender for Chaotic Wrestling's Heavyweight Title. The wrestling resumé of these four fighters is more impressive and extensive than my vociferous vocabulary. "Extreme Strongman" Gino Martino will meet Handsome Johnny in one semi-final match while Tommaso Ciampa squares off against "The Golden Greek" Alex Arion in the other semi-final fight. Each of these four men is more decorated than Palladino's Playhouse. After winning a grueling first match, the finalists will have to win yet another match in the same night for the opportunity to be named the number one contender for the most coveted title in all of independent wrestling, the Chaotic Wrestling Heavyweight Title. When the DeLuise Dust settles, it is my prediction that the "Extreme Strongman" Gino Martino will be victorious with the help of his superhuman skeletal system.

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Until next time, may all your DeLights be DeLuise,

RJ DeLuise