"The Power of Negative Thinking" by Sean Gorman

11/09/09

Let me start by saying that a lot of people have asked me why I wasn't at the last Chaotic Wrestling show and my answer is this...

It's none of your business why I wasn't there.

Don't worry about it. I was tending to something—something important. Maybe you'll find out about it. Maybe you won't.

But let me assure everyone that I will, in fact, be in Lowell this Friday, November 13th for Chaotic Wrestling's NIGHT OF CHAOS.

Different people have different definitions of the word "chaos", however, Webster's Dictionary defines it as, "a state of being in which chance is supreme."

I feel that this definition accurately describes what we will all see in Lowell on the 13th.

Chance plays a big role in the world of professional wrestling. Each time the bell rings, the two combatants are subject to the laws of chance regardless of their skill. Every match has the potential for upset.

The management of Chaotic Wrestling has assured this with the 6-man scramble for the New England Championship. You see, all six men will be in the ring at the same time and pinfalls or submissions can take place during the entire duration of the 20 minute time limit. When a fall is recorded on any opponent, that person will be the interim champion, and will hold that designation until another pinfall or submission is recorded. Whomever scores the final fall after the 20 minutes expires will be declared the undisputed CW New England Champion.

Personally, I'm against this match.

First of all, as far as I'm concerned, Scott Reed already IS the New England Champion. Did anyone else see Elia Markopoulos pulling Scott Reed's trunks when he "won" the title?

Well, I sure did.

Regardless, Scott Reed has assured me is ready, willing, and able to participate in this 6-man scramble. With great reluctance, I signed the necessary paperwork to make it happen.

What will happen on the 13th? Who will survive and what will be left of them?

Honestly, I don't know.

But I do know this...

The universe might be chaotic, but Sean Gorman and the Empire will leave nothing (and I mean NOTHING) to chance.